when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
(Source: tookmyworldwithyou)
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru)
I’ve got Alison on standby.
(Source: kannazuki)